Bea Arthur Nude Painting Art Auction

My painting of the late Maude and Golden Girls star Bea Arthur suggestively naked and sheltering two pancakes in the general vicinity of her breasts. This  painting makes reference to the LGBT Ali Forney youth residency shelter to which Bea regularly donated.  The center was destroyed last year by Hurricane Sandy and is currently located in Harlem.  In the original publicity photo of Bea which I referenced for this painting she wore a blouse with white and blue featherish trim; in this image the feathers could be water, or energy, or angel wings. Or perhaps they are feathers.



I understand that a similarly nude painting of Bea Arthur recently auctioned for 2 million dollars, but that portrayal was inferior to my version as it did not have pancakes. As a courtesy, I would be happy to paint pancakes into the 2 million dollar topless Christie's auction Bea for the benefit of the anonymous purchaser.

Bea Arthur Nude Painting Art Auction - Ebay

Obama Unicorn Secret Coca Cola Recipe Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A new painting in my continuing President Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn series; a painting of President Obama nude and asleep on Penelope The Unicorn who attempts to flee with a copy of the secret Coca Cola recipe currently up for auction on Ebay while pursued by classic representatives of the Coca Cola company-

 

This portrayal of President Barack Obama, the most recent image in my continuing series of paintings of the United States Democratic Party President riding nude upon a unicorn, utilizes a current Ebay auction of a previously secret Coca-Cola soft drink recipe to reference his current investigative tribulations.  Obama rides nude and asleep, clutching close to his face ( his persona ) an original bottle of Coca-Cola ( his integrity ) which is open but not consumed.  Obama is both upon and within Penelope, his body doubling for the digestive track of the transparent unicorn. At the mouth of the beast there is a suggested but surreal means of the scandal having initiated into The Presidential System; this track of entrance must be imagined. The Unknown Resolution ( evacuation) is represented by one of Obama's thighs extending off of the edge of the canvas as a convulsed spastic colon.    Penelope The Unicorn holds the questioned truth in her teeth and flees in over reactive panic from the very presence of classic advertising representations of the Coca-Cola company.  Santa is distinguished and wears a hat which is long and probing. He is being trampled.  The Polar Bear gains first taste with his smooty black tongue.  The face of Penelope is raw and anatomical, as if in the process of dissection.  Rush Limbaugh is the face of a jowled and smoldering moon.

Secret Coca Cola Recipe Obama Nude Unicorn Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Minecraft Ferret Pancake Painting, Ebay Art Auction

My Minecraft fan art - a painting of a ferret with a pixelated pancake on its head and holding a Minecraft style torch-



Minecraft Ferret Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Minnesota Gay Marriage Mature Moose Squirrel Couple Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of a mature moose and squirrel couple celebrating impending Minnesota Gay marriage in a converted circus acrobatic dive tub-



Minnesota Gay Marriage Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Ferret Head Pancake Painting

A painting of a ferret with a pancake on its head.



A painting of the head of ferret with a pancake on it.

FERRET HEAD PANCAKE PAINTING - EBAY ART AUCTION

A New Painting Of Cleveland Hero Charles Ramsey, Free McDonald's French Fries For Life, Ebay Art Auction

A new portrait of Cleveland Ohio hero Charles Ramsey, advocating that he should ( at the least ) receive free McDonalds french fries for life.



I will continue to paint portraits of Mr. Ramsey until McDonald's has indeed 'gotten back to him' as they had tweet-promised a few weeks ago.
This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on a stretched canvas.

Charles Ramsey The Hero McDonald's French Fries Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

My painting of Mr. Ramsey from the previous week-



You can still view the concluded auction of my first 'Ramsey'-

Cleveland Hero Charles Ramsey McDonalds Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Kanye West 6 18 Nude Unicorn & Pancakes Ebay Art Painting Auction

A painting of rap artist Kanye West nude on a unicorn and referencing his mysterious 6 18 tweet. With unicorn and pancakes.



This painting contains 3 symbolic references to 6 18.  Can you find them all?

Kanye West 6 18 Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Jason Collins Gay NBA Player Obama Unicorn Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of newly uncloseted Gay NBA player Jason Collins nude and scoring a spiritually symbolic basket with the assistance of President Barack Obama who is also nude and riding on a unicorn named Penelope.

Because this is a family friendly blog, a censored version is posted.  You will need to click through to see the original image-



Larger Jason Collins Gay NBA painting image.

This is the latest painting my continuing Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn series, started in 2008.

Jason Collins Gay NBA Obama Unicorn Painting - Ebay Art Auction

George W. Bush, Painting

A painting of former President and noted artist George W. Bush painting his beloved Scottish Terrier Barney back to life again-



Larger George Bush painting

I considered painting George painting former President Clinton nude, as the latter had slyly suggested at the opening of W's Presidential library, but decided on Barney instead.  Perhaps another day.

This is a 12 by 16 inch acrylic painting on a sheet of canvas, currently for auction on Ebay.  A preliminary version is posted as the lead image on the auction page (too late in the auction to update it ) click through to see the completed image above.

George Bush Painting With Barney - Ebay Art Auction